NFL SUNDAY HAVOK WEEK 2

 

Bills Smoke the Dolphins – A Thursday Night Beatdown

Thursday, September 12, 2024, was a massacre. The Bills went scorched earth on the Dolphins, burying them 31-10. Buffalo quarterback Josh Allen did what he always does—carve up defenses like a prime rib. Meanwhile, Tua Tagovailoa got his bell rung and left in the third quarter, making Miami’s offense look like a circus without a ringmaster. The Dolphins are supposed to be contenders? Hard pass.

Buffalo is now the team to beat in the AFC East. As for Miami, they’re looking like they’ll be swimming upstream all season unless they find a way to protect Tua's brain from getting rattled every week.

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Week 2 Sunday Picks – TxBMM Point Spread Fire

Let’s rip through Sunday’s games, take no prisoners, and especially tear into teams that think they’re hot but are about to get a reality check.

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Cowboys (-6.5) vs. Saints

This is gonna be a bloodbath. The Cowboys are heavy favorites, and that’s because they’re facing the paper tiger New Orleans Saints. Dallas at home is a wrecking ball, and if Dak Prescott doesn’t light them up, he’s officially on choke-watch. The Saints scored a fluke 47 last week, but doing that in Dallas? Not happening. Cowboys win, but they’ll make their fans sweat because that's what they do best.

Pick: Cowboys win, but the Saints cover. Cowboys by 3.

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Packers (-3) vs. Bears

This is the yawn game of the week, but it’s still Green Bay-Chicago, so the history keeps it alive. The Packers are clearly better, and unless Jordan Love turns into Brett Favre or Aaron Rodgers 2.0, Chicago’s defense might keep them in this. Still, the Bears offense is the cure for insomnia. Pack wins, but nothing sexy.

Pick: Packers cover, win by 6.

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Steelers (+3) vs. Broncos

What’s more painful to watch than the Steelers? Bo Nix pretending to be an NFL quarterback. He’s more likely to throw two picks than two touchdowns. Denver’s offense isn’t much better, but they’ll manage to squeak out a W. Sorry Steelers fans, this team is not built to last. But hey, there’s always next season.

Pick: Broncos cover, win by 10.

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Eagles (-9) vs. Cardinals

The Eagles are the bullies of the NFC East, and they’re coming in with that "step on your neck" energy. Arizona is a hot mess; expect Philly’s defense to feast like vultures. Jalen Hurts is about to remind everyone why he’s a walking highlight reel.

Pick: Eagles win and cover, blowout by 14+.

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Giants (-4) vs. Commanders

New York’s been flexing their muscle like they're contenders, but we’ve seen this movie before. The Giants play down to weaker teams, and Washington will keep it tight. That being said, the G-Men will squeak by, but this one’s gonna be way closer than it should be.

Pick: Giants win, but Commanders cover. Giants by 2.

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Raiders (+5) vs. Ravens

The Raiders are out here trying to look respectable, but let’s be real—they’re running headfirst into a buzzsaw. Baltimore’s defense is going to feast, and Vegas will be lucky to run more than a handful of plays in the red zone. Lamar Jackson will have a field day.

Pick: Ravens cover, win by 13.

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That’s how we get down at TxBMM. No fluff, no filter, just cold hard truth with a Texas-sized attitude. If your team’s in the crosshairs, better duck and cover.

Get ready for the carnage tomorrow, y’all.